"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings..."

Everyone grumps that I don’t blog enough – well fine, biatches!! – read this if you’re bored and need stalkerish updates on who what I’ve been doing…I would have updated sooner but I didn't give a shit this is what my life is like;


Monday: Tiiiiirrrred… I got like 2 hours of sleep because Jenni G has huge boobs had an amazing party on Sunday night which I planned on staying at until MAYBE midnight and stayed til 3…ROUGH Monday morning. Let’s also note that I had to drive home reeking of booze b/c SOMEONE (Not important who – YES, hot comedian, I’m looking @ you…) decided to drench my entire outfit in booze before I drove home so I could risk going to jail on a night I actually DIDN”T drink. Lovely… so after work I was drug by my gay (who I hadn’t seen in like 2 weeks) to dinner and a movie (TERRIBLE movie, btw…Don’t see “Hereafter.” Super freakin’ weird and you know I bitched the whole time. Not worth the $5 we paid to see it.)


Tuesday: Was SUPPOSED to go to Tango-- but I had to pretend to do my homework for class tonight that I had to get done and lots of reading…that combined with picking up clothes off the floor of my apartment for 2 hours and getting NO laundry started pretty much took up my entire evening. I also watched Grey’s Anatomy and cried a little on my couch by myself like a wierdo over a fictional show, but that’s pretty standard for a girl, right? I was asleep by 12:30am. It was glorious.


I woke up this morning remembering one very important fact; everyone looks hotter with the lights off One more day of getting up early and I’m DONE for the week. Love it. So class tonight, work tomorrow and you who-ores can be jealous because I’m done being sober for the week.


I digress….Moving on…


Next subject that comes to mind; sex Fall. (This is not leading into some crazy story about my lack of balance, I’m referring to the season…) What happened to Summer? I think the problem is Eva and I failed to discover it was Summer until August when Summer was already on the decline. Fail. I miss my Victoria’s Secret teeny-bikini I bought this year and the 3 bottles of spray tanning oil I was SURE I needed b/c I was going through so much for a while there… *sigh* I guess this will all be put away until next year, unless I keep eating candy and get too fat to be seen in my swimsuit at that point.


Side Note: Does anyone else have trouble staying away from hot naked people all things pumpkin? I don’t care what it is – pumpkin pie/beer/cookies/coffee – I love it all. Dang. Maybe I should go to the gym…between work/night class/dance/babysitting/homework & keeping up with my apartment. Nope- someone will love me fat.Yup – I’ll just cut out sleeping but not really…


It’s almost Christmas. (Thanksgiving barely registers as a holiday to me – I’m not a huge turkey fan) Heck yes. I love Christmas time. Why? Something about my birthday in the month of December brings joy to my nether regions life. Disclaimer: This is not a rant about religion and the birth of sweet baby Jesus – it’s a lot more shallow than that. Shopping. I love Christmas shopping. None for you1 for you – 2 for me. That’s the best shopping plan, EVER.


I noticed something about Christmas shopping. I was at Target the other day looking at bottles of wine baby toys (Side Note: I’m not a creeper except to hot dudes, I have a 9 month old nephew so it’s completely legitimate I was hanging out in the kids aisle) and I noticed; toys are WAY complicated compared to what they were when we were little. Anyone else seen that Moon-Walkin’ Mickey Mouse doll that still has the gay Disney laugh? Totally creepy, but seriously high tech. It’s like $80 and I’m so intrigued by this thing, I’m probably going to by it for Coop and then make it him cry when I take it away from him because it’s actually really cool. (Again, I don’t steal toys from children often.)
The one thing I can live without; screaming children cold weather and bad drivers. It’d be nice if I had one of those “fluffer type, high paying jobs work from home jobs.” Which means wake up, roll off of him log on and then opt for a quickie go back to sleep til it’s a decent hour for working…like NOON…


On a lighter note; Winter is perfect dating weather…it’s equally perfect weather for fire places and carriage rides on the plaza. YUP. I’m super sappy romantic when I want to be. I’ve been so NOT into the idea of dating for so long, but – I’m warming up to it. Why the change? Well I could tell you but making you wait is ALOT more fun…that’s probably another blog entry, right? =) ~K