It has come to my attention that perhaps I have "
too much time on my hands." (Duh, why the eff else would I blog?) I feel like there's a very appropriate response to such claims;
go f**k yourself you have too much time on YOUR hands
if you have time to READ it. How bout that?....
I really only have this kind of time during the day. I like to blog during lunch. As I sit at my desk and enjoy my protein bar and Saltine crackers (I have a
super creep/weird/obsessive liking for Saltine crackers - the organic ones especially!) I know that I will write a little, work on stuff for a little, and come back and jot down more as I think of it. Don't like it?
Again, go f**k yourself Don't read it.
Not alot on my mind today. Well, that's not true. I have a couple thoughts stewing that I kind of just want to touch on invidually in a #'d list so you can decipher them quicker and skip on to the next one if you aren't interested in what you're reading.
It's like buffet style reading, you get to pick and choose what you want. I feel like that's just good journalism!
#1) Has anyone ever seen "Horton Hears a Who?" Max and I saw this movie in Denton at a Movie Tavern where we proceeded to booze
heavily and stuff ourselves
because we were pretty much causing a scene at that point while the
ankle biters in the theatre made noise and annoyed us (I digress). Not a great movie, but I do like this classic line they incorporated from the books -- "
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent..." Do you know what I like this phrase? Simple. The implication here is that I say something and I mean it. I feel like I have to keep reiterating this on post after post because people read this with the idea there's some deep underlying meaning to these things, when really, I'm just finding time to fill my lunch break so I don't have to walk out into the
African Safari hot-ass weather and
stroke out on the pavement. These are general comments I make - and if they are specific to someone, that person probably picks up on it. (Or, I'm a very sneaky-sneaky...) Now, if you read the whole thing and think "
ohmigod, she's a bitch is this about me?" Quite possibly, you're either a) extremely conceited or b) it probably is. If the whole thing is about you and it's
me bitching like crazy going off on a rip/tear, we should probably re-evaluate our interaction. For the general population, I feel like you read it and go "Wow,
chick is crazy she has alot going on in her life." True. I love to write about the things I see/hear/think/encounter on a daily basis.
And, so it goes....
#2) After a weekend of
binge drinking hanging out with my peeps, I like to take a few minutes before I fall asleep and ponder the funny conversations I had with my awesome homies. I remembered as I was laying awake at 11pm last night (I decided to be proactive and get some sleep last night) that Joe told me while he was completely
wasted sober that
he quit smoking cigarettes with "Whatchamacallit's." I was super intrigued by this. You used candy bars to stop smoking? (Like legitimately didn't even crave cigarettes anymore at all - just gave them up cold turkey!) Awesome! What he really meant, was he took an herbal supplement that he coudln't remember the name of and THAT helped him quit smoking. For all those who read this and thought about trying it before I actually revealed it was an herbal supplement, I will say this;
these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, but I think it's legit for any of those who are going to give the Whatchamacallit diet a go. Warning: I feel like an excessive amount of those may induce a diabetic coma. So you might not smoke, but you also won't be like...breathing and stuff... the choice is yours. If anyone tries this, I would definitely like to know the results.
Test trial anyone?
Side Note: As I as posting this, I crumpled up a post-it, threw it backwards over my shoulder, and it actually landed in the trash can. I feel like that is maybe the first time I've ever done that.
Damn, it feels good to be a gansta....
#3) As a general, I don't have regrets. I'd like to think everything I've done up to this point makes me
someone who lives with no fear who I am today. Sometimes though...just sometimes - I feel like as part of human nature, we all inevitably have maybe a few things
situations we wish we could have/do over, differently. What are mine? Yeah right. Like I'd post that. Well, the personal ones anyways. I'll say this;
I wish I had gone to grad school immediately out of undergrad. Would I be here right now working for this dentist? Probably not. Would I have met the amazing people I did because of where I worked/lived? Definitely not. So it's a little bittersweet;
I love my life and the majority of the people in it, but sometimes I think I'd be a better person if I'd followed some sort of life plan instead of just free falling into life and hoping it all pans out. On the other hand, if these other things
situations were meant to be, they will probably find a way to work themselves out and fit into my current life.
Wishful thinking? Right? Maybe, the only thing we can do as people is just
take the good with the bad, realize that sometimes
It must have been something that sent me out of my head,with the words so radical and not what I meant realllly awful/unfortunate/unlucky things happen to us all, but through it all, we always faced it head on with a "
I can get through this..." attitude and learn to really
love appreciate the moments good in life.
More positive note? Maxypants and I are discussing labor day plans....Vegas? The Alamo? You just never know what we'll plan. Maybe
I should start a video blog to capture all these fantastic moments (a thought previously mentioned in my earlier antics about
binge drinking on the weekends!) One thing is for sure,
shananigans WILL ensue. ~K
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