♫I know better not to be friends with boys with girlfriends♫

I really hate days I have to work Mondays. Like, literally LOATHE them. More than average person, I think. It’s crazy too – because if you think about it – Tuesday, at 5pm, my work week is already HALF over. I think this is, in part, due to the fact I don’t sleep more than 2 hours on Sunday nights. What Who could I possibly be doing instead? Important to note I am absolutely asking this rhetorically because SOMEONE out there somewhere is going to say “doing it” or something of that creepish nature – but no…I’m awkward nerdy crazy emtoinally handicaped and run from guys like 94% of the time so there is none very little of that biz going on. Moving on.

Sunday could quite possibly be the single girl’s untapped resource. (Side Note: I was about to start typing and noticed the cursor was 2 pages down—my chest unknowingly likes to rest on the space bar and incorporate itself in to my writing – which is almost like a prank you pulled on yourself – it’s really inconvenient to be a girl sometimes…) I think it’s important to note that when female’s use the word “tapped,” we mean it just like guys do we are not generally referring to sexual activity. However, it is almost spring, so you know what that means?! Yup. People are seriously trying to hook up left and right. Everywhere I turn I feel like dudes are trying to bang hang out with me. (Probably sleep with me too, but we’ll assume some of them have good intentions even though we know its false.)

Now – I don’t consider myself a totally conceded girl because I'm forced to see myself naked daily and it even scares ME, but most people know sort of where their attractiveness stands. If other people MOSTLY find you good looking or at least point out your unattractiveness less now you don't go out in public, you probably are. Unless you’re Hilary Swank. I agree with that episode of The Office – she’s NOT hot. I digress. Point being, spring makes people wanna do it like rabbits. It’s such a crazy time of year. It’s getting nice outside and girls start wearing sun dresses and guys have to start tucking things in awkward positions because of all the bare skin in view. So 1 of 2 things is happening here—1) I’m actually ok looking and people want to touch middles with me or 2) Desperation is setting in for like 90% of the population. Either way, it’s getting interesting.

I feel like for some reason, some how Sundays have turned in to this “Well, it’s Sunday and I need to hit on at least one person before this week ends, so here’s my last desperate chance” type thing, because SERIOUSLY…can’t reiterate that more…SER-I-OUS-LY—every Sunday I get in some craziness. Some of it? I like. About 6% (I really just chose this number at random—kind of like when I swear I’m only 17% drunk) Some of it is me getting NO sleep and Mondays sucking just that much more. Always a down side.

So what’s the point in all this? I kind of “accidentally” stumbled upon a rare gem? Yeah, probably not. It’s just that I always go to the same place and hang out with the same people so I’m fascinated when new people come around. Probably more true than false. It normally turns out 1 of 2 ways—1) They are legitimately cool and we hang out with them. I will probably be interested in them all of 5 minutes and then permanently shove them into the friends category because that's what I do...EVERY time or 2) always a fun one…they are just completely mind blowingly nuts and we pray they sit somewhere else next time. In the mean time, it’s been more of the first one than the second one…so I kinda dig it. So yeah, Sundays are kind of awesome lately. If you’re a girl, and single, you definitely need to come view the world from this perspective—it’s a good view from the top…or bottom—depends on how you like it. ~Kara