"Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket."

A new year…a new shower rod? Yup. My shower rod broke the other day – tell me how THAT happens? It took me FOREVER to get both shower curtains back on the new tension rod I bought. Then I had to make the stupid thing tight enough between the walls it wouldn’t fall…AGAIN…It must have fallen 50 times in the process of me finally getting it up there. I put it ALLLLLL the way at the top of the shower and being all of 5’3 and a half, it takes a lot of force, and careful teetering on the bathtub ledge, to get that shower curtain up and positioned correctly. It kicked my ass and almost made me cry. It made me really miss demanding having a guy around to do that kind of stuff for me…so if any of you guys out there are looking for a side job clothes optional, you are free to come lift/carry heavy items, fix things that are broken, and POUND into my…walls place…with nails and hang things for me. It would be much appreciated. Becker does some of this stuff for me, but given that Ameristar is an evil corporation, they’ve sent him away for 3 weeks and I’m left to my own devices….which is in no way an implication that Becker does the same things to me that I would need a device for in his absence…I just threw up in my mouth a little digress….


Point being; I miss good ‘ol fashioned trying to impress me chivalry. Doors being held open or guys offering to help me up to my apartment to take my clothes off with my groceries when I have 59,043,454 bags of stuff to carry. Here’s a good one – how about a nice back rub every now and then to say “i'm probably gonna touch you wow, you look naked tense, Kara…you just need to relax.” Yup. I’m taking applications.


Another exciting thing about 2011? Well, nothing yet. It just started. On that note, I start classes next week and I am totally not looking forward to that in any way, shape, or form, but I AM looking forward to being just a little bit closer to finishing my Master’s degree just so I can say I have one...so alas, school wins.


Work? Well it’s…work. Dating? HAH. Yeah, me…dating and admitting to it. I will say I miss being asked on dates…not “hey, whatcha doing tonight? Wanna do it hang out?” I miss the actual “I would love to see you tonight even if you say you won't sleep with me” texts followed by “How about dinner or a movie, or we just go somewhere and talk with no expectations that you'll sleep with me?” I am totally turning into a romantic comedy. SICK. NASTY. Somewhere between the large doses of Sudafed and inability to sleep for more than an hour at a time, I’ve decided I miss going on actual, legitimate dates. This may be short lived, but for now…we’ll say I’m more OPEN to the idea. So if you want to go on a date…I guess you better hope I like you and was SPECIFICALLY posting this so YOU"D ask and not get the wrong idea and think I mean just any 'ol dude who crawls out of the ditch...  there's no time like the present...mostly b/c I change my mind alot, so tomrorow I might rethink this whole thing.
*Disclaimer: I reserve the right to go “OH, HELLLLLLL NO” when being asked out by anyone. So if you feel that response is likely in your future, I’d probably refrain…


Next point of business – I really love that stupid movie based off of Molly Shannon’s Saturday Night Live character Mary Catherine Gallagher called “Superstar.” Putting a DVD player and tv in my bathroom so I could watch movies while I get ready in the mornings has really just got me addicted to really stupid movies. I will just follow this up by saying – you’ve been warned. Mary Catherine Gallaher quotes may ensue in future posts…so get ready for that…


I almost forgot. My New Year’s Resolution…is to… be nicer to guys. HAHAHAHAHA. Wow, kidding. It is to eat better and get back into working out and dance. Between work, not really school, and well…drinking everything in sight, I’ve started slacking on that. My other resolution? To talk to the coolest guy I already know meet someone and be open to maybe having these "emotions" that everyone keeps talking about. ~K